We have a true passion for Hats.


We buy only the most inexpensive and unique Trump hats for your consumption. We currently have open position that do not pay well (do you like Hats?) for the following:


Open Positions

Hostage Negotiation Experts

You get to help us work with the Hats. If you are a Thread Ripper and don’t have a website, just put in Google or something, its a required field.


  • You do not need to have your own thread ripper to help out, borrow one of mine.

  • Do you have an Iron and know how to do inexpensive patch work?

  • What about more expensive patch work that involves threads needles?

  • Not required, but experience with a sewing machine is a plus!

  • Only basic hostage negotiation and blunt rolling abilities required—apply within!


Let’s face it, this idea is kind of weak and I am not sure how long we are going to have any kind of funding at all to keep this site online. I am seeking Artists and Designers to help take WakeUpAmerica.me to new heights and to hear how we might be able to refine our vision for a solid product catalog.


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